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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via makingmywaysabrina)

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these-times-shall-pass:

teen quotes, following everyone back
freethehippies:
This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet.
staypozitive:

more quotes here!
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#Vampira
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blunts-and-robots:

lovemetoinfinity:

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livinginsperrys:

I feel I am sinning for reblogging this …

Single greatest picture

Jesus is killing it in BP


watch that fuckin elbow, jesus
fappuclno:

BRUH